The Land of Equality

Once in a land of equality,
lived souls of superior quality
One day they learnt
thier hopes were burnt
by a loophole in thier polity

When they charged a man named Conolly
with racism, he said oh well he
read all their laws,
he was free of flaws
for he hated everyone equally

It's Time I Got Some Sleep

I just finished watching two movies with some friends. The first one was a British movie set in the nineteenth century and a bit stereotypical, and the second was a Gangsta movie and very stereotypical. It was nice to laugh at. The only thing i liked in the gangsta movie was some of the Yo mama jokes. It's 4:30 in the morning.

The Yo Mama Limerick

Yo mama's so fat, I thought she was a trick
An illusion that made my eyes a bit sick
What a shame
I won't mention her name
For she sure wouldn't fit inside a limerick.

Mmmm. Nobody would, for that matter. May be limerick men should just not be gangsta's. May be they would be completely alienated form both their creative communites...it would quite amusing.

Wilhem Leuchtenbachmueller Eissenhauwer

Eissenhauwer scaled up a tower
And brought his girl a flower
The love he'd show her
He thought it'd blow her
And he'd be the man of the hour

Eissenhauwer had charm and power
But the girl- her face turned sour
On his knees he'd lower
She backed, however
For alas he'd forgotten to shower.

Schmitz Gorrits

When Schmitz Gorrits quits his wits
He hits his pets and splits
When he gets his fits he grits his tits
to bits that he sits and shits.

If Schmitz exists and reads all this
He might not be my friend
And if he quits his wits and fits his fists
On me he'd bring my end.

The Dramatic Praire Dog

What would you do if you knew when the last five seconds of your life were? I would watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw


Five seconds well spent.

Limericks

Strangely today, at breakfast after an entire night occupied by work, i had an awakening. I think it is reasonable to proclaim all of mankind's advancement insufficient for inspiration and unworthy of life, if it weren't for the creation of Cheese, Musical Instruments, Bicycle and Limericks. If you have just eaten some cheese, riden a bicycle and played a or listened to a musical instrument and you're looking to complete the significance of your existence, i have two limericks that i wrote out of random inspiration at some point of time.

The Maid

There was once a maid from Madras
Who possesed a beautiful ass
'twasn't round and pink
As you'd possibly think,
But grey, had long ears and ate grass.

The Limerick Man

There was once a Limerick man,
Who was his own greatest fan,
But all his learning
Brought 'im no earning
For he'd squeeze in as many useless words on the last line as anyone possibly can.

My sister told me this one. May be it's a bit racist, but brilliant anyhow.

Incomplete Dominance

There was once a man called starky,
Who had an affair with a darky
The result of his sins
Was quadruplets not twins
One dark, one white and two khaki.

Long Live Limericks.